Tuesday, March 29, 2011

it's been a while

it's been a while, not that anyone probably even reads this shit
no matter, it's better than a diary anyways!

I have almost officially finished my first year at York University! weehooo, however I must admit I loved Humber much MUCH more...York kinda sucks. However, because I am an idiot I decided to do more schooling before attempting to find a proper job, because really al I do is draw and paint so i'm pretty much screwed unless I have a fall back or get really lucky and have my art shown in galleries.  

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Whippy-lash

how does one get whiplash from a drunken night?
liike really, seriously.
because my friends and i are soo smart we decided to go to a local pub and get shit faced, all in all brilliant night accept for when Matt decided to spin me and lost his balance  and down we went.
end result?
the next morning i could not move when i woke up and so to the Dr i went, and turns out i got whiplash
fan-fucking-tastic

Sunday, January 23, 2011

CUNT

say it with me...or rather out loud to yourself
CUNT
C-U-N-T
it's such a good word
I'm taking it back and making it mine, I love the word cunt it's such a short, hard word. It does not need to be offensive, just say it, say it out loud and it will change whatever is going on around you, people will always stop for a second to process what you just said...'did they just say cunt?...ya i just said cunt, join in cunt!
CUNT 
CUNT
CUNT!!!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Do I look like your own personal Walking, Talking Blow Up Doll?

Really, I mean really? when I walk into work on a Monday night I usually look like shit, let's be honest here i'm coming straight from school and I could honestly care less what I look like I mean it's just work. So when I walk in and my hairs a mess cause let's face it i got no one to impress here, and I'm wearing a Black Flag (on a side note if you've never heard them you haven't lived...just sayin' I've been obsessed with them since I was a wee one) T-shirt, jeans and fucking Doc Martens what about that screams 'hit on me'? I dont understand especially when you start saying shit like 'let's go to the back so I can bend you over and have my way with you' ya how about no? you're a pig and I wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole...and i'd make sure I put a condom on the pole juuust in case

Monday, January 17, 2011

i HATE PEOPLE.

You see, I'm a University student and so obviously I need a job in order to pay for school. But anyways thats a useless fact that most people know about University/ College students, back to my point... there was one I swear!!. I work customer service at a Canadian Tire and I've had some shady customers as well as ones who hit on you in the most grotesque ways (trust me its especially disturbing when they are like 70 something year old men or men who are so obviously married ie wedding ring on hand) but what REALLY pisses me off is when people come to return abos-fucking-lutely everything they purchase before they even leave the store. I mean just don't fucking buy it in the first place!!! it's really not that difficult why waste my time and your own time for that matter?

UGH!!
alrighty, that's my rant for now...